- You drop something on the floor and spend a full minute deciding on whether it's worth trying to pick back up.
- You drop something on the floor and immediately look around for your husband to pick it up for you. (Which, bless his heart, he always does.)
- The word "oof" comes out of your mouth at least twice an hour, most noticeably when you try to stand up or sit down.
- Conversations like this happen:
Me: Why do my legs and back hurt so much?
Dad: Because you don't walk, you waddle.
- Conversations like that happen...and aren't offensive so much as they are truthful.
- Drying your hair after a shower takes too much energy to do at one time, so you do it in stages (preferably during the commercial breaks of your "Toddlers and Tiaras" marathon).
- Organizing the baby's room sounds like a fun way to spend the weekend.
- You can wait five or six hours between lunch and dinner, but require two breakfasts within an hour of each other.
- You sing lullabies to yourself...and then start crying.
- You get excited when you step on the scale and realize you've gained a pound...because, thank goodness, it's only one pound (this time).
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